born to shit, forced to wipe

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.

lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.

by borntoshitforcedtowipe August 10, 2020

oribe boretto

this is a phrase used by mmiss olena rudenko the most sexy teacher available this was referred to yizus oribee
(if you dont help me publish dis shit u gay nigga)

fuck oribe boretto ate my soupthis niga dyin

by realest nigga69420 November 12, 2019

born and bred

Born in a particular area, town, city, country, continent. and have been brought up there by your parents, carers ect. for all or most of your childhood + adolecent life.

I was born and bred in the United Kingdom.

Person 1: Hi Im K...., where are you from?
Person 2: Im from the UK, born and bred.

by Louloupops September 14, 2008

A legend was born

something that people type in at an youtube channel's first video for litteraly no reason or something,

User whos watching the first video's comment : 0:00 a legend was born

by Arion200 June 26, 2019

bontoneous

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).

Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."

by the thorax August 4, 2019

Bontemgasm

The unrestrained physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of Australian football viewing excitation.

1. I've just had a Bontemgasm, please pass the tissues.

by Australian idle March 27, 2015

Bontle

Bontle means beautiful in setswana and as she if she's quite a stunner definitely. She a fun person to be around, never fails to entertain you, and most of the time is depressed lol.She takes shit form people and doesn't know how to say "No".
And she'll always be there to observe from a safe distance.

"O montle Bontle" or "Bontle you took my juice".

by Masunga girl. 😂😂 March 15, 2022