Booner 

The way a Scottish person says boner (usually followed by a grunt).

Synonyms: boner, dick, couk, hard-on, morning wood, wankeroo jack, log-in-the-pants, bulgy-boo, my sweet meat, prairie-dog, german helmet, mushroom tip

(Ex.)

"Aye, Willie gut a beg booner from the Caber Toss" - UUH

(*sounds like angry grunts* Think of Shrek's rage voice!)
aka (to a Scottish person): "mah phat willay"

Booner by get_it July 29, 2019

booner 

A tool used for almost anything from shingling houses to dick sucking. Becomes a larger tool as it gets older.

That booner is a dick sucking tool.

booner by cake hatre November 15, 2004

Booner 

A person who lacks any kind of skill at gaming. Especially when playing on BW-UK gaming servers.

Ahhhhh Furby you booner !!! You just TK'D me... again !

Booner by [BW-UK]ReeN June 10, 2009

Booner 

A person who lives in Boone, NC.

Jacob is a booner.

Booner by Kylethedumbtubby March 26, 2017

Booner 

A booner is a bong hit, usually assiosicated with tobacco (a bacci booner).

Oi Jimbo odds on doing a bacci booner

Booner by BoonerKing November 22, 2017

Booner 

When your boomer grandma flashes you and you get a hard erection.

Woah Grandma! That booner hurts so much!

Booner by LivinLegend55 June 27, 2020

Booner 

A booner is simply getting a boner under a white sheet, creating a penis ghost.

You should have seen the booner I woke up with this morning.

Booner by Fuckleberryferry July 19, 2023