by get_it July 30, 2019
The precious pipe of pleasure skin between a man's legs, usually used for beating and fapping
Synonyms: penis, dick, willy, booner, boner
Synonyms: penis, dick, willy, booner, boner
John: "Hey, what were you up to last night? I kept hearing weird noises..."
Scott: "Oh... It was nothing. I was just beating my sweet meat."
John: "...Flex."
Scott: "Oh... It was nothing. I was just beating my sweet meat."
John: "...Flex."
by get_it July 30, 2019
Basically, it's the way Shrek says "my fat willy" (aka: his big thicc green ogre hard-on)
Describes the length and thicc girth of one's dong. (picture a hockey puck, but longer, and thicker)
Describes the length and thicc girth of one's dong. (picture a hockey puck, but longer, and thicker)
Shrek: "Aye Fiona, come souk mah phat willay."
Fiona: "Nah nigga u gay, go fuck Donkey."
Shrek: "...but his booner smells like ass"
Fiona: "Nah nigga u gay, go fuck Donkey."
Shrek: "...but his booner smells like ass"
by get_it July 30, 2019
The way a Scottish person says boner (usually followed by a grunt).
Synonyms: boner, dick, couk, hard-on, morning wood, wankeroo jack, log-in-the-pants, bulgy-boo, my sweet meat, prairie-dog, german helmet, mushroom tip
Synonyms: boner, dick, couk, hard-on, morning wood, wankeroo jack, log-in-the-pants, bulgy-boo, my sweet meat, prairie-dog, german helmet, mushroom tip
(Ex.)
"Aye, Willie gut a beg booner from the Caber Toss" - UUH
(*sounds like angry grunts* Think of Shrek's rage voice!)
aka (to a Scottish person): "mah phat willay"
"Aye, Willie gut a beg booner from the Caber Toss" - UUH
(*sounds like angry grunts* Think of Shrek's rage voice!)
aka (to a Scottish person): "mah phat willay"
by get_it July 30, 2019