boned

1. In trouble
2. Out of luck
3. In a less-than-desirable sexual encounter or situation
4. Having a bull's horn halfway up inside your penetrated calf. And by calf, I mean not his baby, but what is between your foot and knee.

Why did they amputate my leg? Because I was boned. Yea, some bull pierced my leg with his horn. Turns out he had rubbed his horn all over a bunch of cow pies earlier that day. Gave me gangrene.

by Beto el guapo March 28, 2008

Boned

The act of getting drunk and high simultaneously.

Drunk + Stoned = Boned.

"Dude I got boned so hard last night!"

by thehankinator November 6, 2011

Boned

Screwed, in trouble, if faced against impossible odds, your 'boned' Not to be confused with boner.

Bender: ( A huge army is approching ) "Me Thinks we be boned"

by Snoodybob October 12, 2009

boned

adjective;

Like when your mom finds a J and a lighter next to your bed.

ME: Shit dude, my mom found my stash!
HIM: Oh motherfucker your BONED!

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

boned

Fucked that person already.

I already boned that dumb Bitch!
Let's get boned!

by Wiggstress October 19, 2002

boned

to be really high or really drunk

"Yo man, i got so boned this weekend"
"I was so boned last night"
"Dude let's get boned"

by annieboo May 12, 2008

boned

Term identifying technology that allows female couples to create offspring using the bone marrow of one the women as a a source for creating synthesized sperm.

OB/GYN Doctor: "I hate to break it to you sir, but well the baby ain't yours, some woman totally boned your girl. . . She's your Baby's Momma's Baby Daddy"

by RifRaf February 25, 2008