Bobfoc

Bobfoc..Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch.A lady with a very hot body but a fiendishly ugly face...last part comes from the UK where Crimewatch is a TV programme about catching criminals.

'Man shes so hot in a bikini but that face makes me feel like vomiting-shes such a BobFoc'

by Gruffikins July 5, 2009

BOBFOC

Stands for: Body of Baywatch, face of Crimewatch

Used to describe someone who has an amazing body but an unfortunate face. BOBFOCs are most commonly spotted on beaches from a distance, wearing very little and claimed as, 'FIT!' but after closer inspection is found to have a face like an anus.

Dude 1: 'Check out that fitty! I'm gonna patrol over there and take a closer look, back in a minute.

Dude 2: 'So what was she like?'

Dude 1: 'Bit of a BOBFOC unfortunately'

by Mossie Smith June 22, 2009

bobfoot

When a lower leg swells to the size of a Kebab, due to medical condition, or neglect.

I have a dose of Bobfoot, my leg is bigger than a rancid kebab skewer.

by Secret Sniffer April 18, 2016

bobofyed

Star struck
Heavily influenced
Very impressive

Wow that was bobofyed

by uwuaca September 25, 2022

BOBFOC

The acronym for a girl with a nice body, but a terrible face.

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

Ewww boys! She's some BOBFOC!

by Snake June 11, 2006

Bobfoc

An abbreviation of the statement 'Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch'

It describes a lady or gentleman who, despite having a body so hot that it could melt a cheese sandwich from 20ft away, has a facial visage that could rival Shrek for ugliness

"You know that Halle Berry? She's a total bobfoc!"

by DM June 11, 2006

bobfoc

Blessed with the body of venus, but with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Hey John, look at the T&A on that!!
Aye, but she's a BOBFOC. Gan canny.

by Kiwichipster November 29, 2006