BOBFOC

Stands for: Body of Baywatch, face of Crimewatch

Used to describe someone who has an amazing body but an unfortunate face. BOBFOCs are most commonly spotted on beaches from a distance, wearing very little and claimed as, 'FIT!' but after closer inspection is found to have a face like an anus.

Dude 1: 'Check out that fitty! I'm gonna patrol over there and take a closer look, back in a minute.

Dude 2: 'So what was she like?'

Dude 1: 'Bit of a BOBFOC unfortunately'

by Mossie Smith June 22, 2009

BOBFOC

The acronym for a girl with a nice body, but a terrible face.

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

Ewww boys! She's some BOBFOC!

by Snake June 11, 2006

Bobfoc

An abbreviation of the statement 'Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch'

It describes a lady or gentleman who, despite having a body so hot that it could melt a cheese sandwich from 20ft away, has a facial visage that could rival Shrek for ugliness

"You know that Halle Berry? She's a total bobfoc!"

by DM June 11, 2006

bobfoc

Blessed with the body of venus, but with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

Hey John, look at the T&A on that!!
Aye, but she's a BOBFOC. Gan canny.

by Kiwichipster November 29, 2006

BOBFOC

Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch

Nikki in the BB House is a BOBFOC

by Jaz657 July 28, 2008

bobfoc

body off baywatch face off crimewatch. Great body shame about the face.

i pulled a bobfoc

by turn June 11, 2006

BOBFOC

Acronym - Body off baywath, face off crimewatch. A really ugly woman with a supremely hot body.

Cor, look at that Sarah Michelle Gellar, she's a real BOBFOC.

by James Gill June 11, 2006