load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

Blazing

When you're on fire, you're too lit to be true.

Man's not hot, man's blazing - Defano Holwijn

by Baefano November 6, 2017

wiener bearing

Mechanics reference to the physical part of the male genitalia. Specifically the joint where the shaft tilts at different angles from the body. Often used in jokes and shop talk.

Hey Ken, heard you licked Danny’s wiener bearing under his desk while he was on the phone so you could get that new toolbox.

by Preventoriumboys May 5, 2021

Bullshit Blazing

A lyrical blurb in a song from the videogame Guilty Gear -Strive-; "Smell Of The Game" This line is used in tandem with the hook to emphasize its pungent, visceral meaning. It is commonly used to describe an action or event that is extremely challenging or difficult to complete. Where in which the person who is currently "bullshit blazing" is trying or appears to be trying as hard as they can to accomplish the goal at hand.

1: "Holy shit Mathieu has been on the offensive this entire game, he's really giving it his all".
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2: "Ya dude Mathieu is bullshit blazing".

by Juuba January 24, 2022

Pooh bearing

One who wears only a shirt, but no underwear or pants, like winnie the pooh

Put some underwear on, you're pooh bearing

by cyclaptor January 26, 2010

Blarting

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.

"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"

by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021

Blazing

1. to pull (to inhale) from a weed (mirijuana) joint and exhale a lot of smoke

2. (Blaze) To pull a burning-out joint 3 times without exhaling, thus causing the end of the joint to start lighting up rapidly and then to exhale and repeat process until the joint is well lit

1. Yo guy, wanna go blaze some shit down in the alley?

2. Blaze that joint 'fore it goes out

by Vanilla October 12, 2003