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black hole

-Commonly regarded as the point of insection of any object compressed to within its Schwarzschild radius, at which it begins to collaps inward...
-but more generally a condition in which an equation governing a physical law is pushed to an extreame not possible according to itself...
...essentially a physical manifestation of an asymptote or a infinite limit, solved for any complex equation...
-for instance at some point any gravity related law can be manipulated to result in, oh say, a non-finite mass or in-constant time...
---Let me try and simplify, mathamatically the sum of an infitinte series can be infinite, physically it cannot, yet any physical equation can be integrated into a form where it can yeild similar results...
uhh, let me try again........
-the sum of all mass in the universe is infinite, not too hard to accept
-the sum of that infinite mass can be confined within a finite space, can't quite wrap your brain around it conceptually, so we call it a Blackhole!!
I took a combination of Theoretical-Mathamtics, and Philosophy courses my first semester, so this is how I define a Blackhole...
black hole by q4 June 9, 2004
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black hole

a vagina that has been stretched so huge by various insertions into it (such as double fisting, fruit, vegetables, DP, etc.), that you can get sucked into it and never come back.
Don't make me throw you into Aimee's black hole.
black hole by lawlz314 August 29, 2009

black hole

A teammate in a pickup basketball game who won't pass to save his life...The ball goes in and won't come back out.
Don't pass to dude in the blue shorts, he's a black hole.
black hole by GBurgNupe August 24, 2004

Black hole

Jessica, sex with you is horrible thanks to your black hole.
Black hole by katzzi November 1, 2014

Black hole

When your having sex but the penis goes in the wrong hole and you do anal.
Oh he did a black hole last night
Black hole by Real penguin April 22, 2020

Black Hole

The Black Hole is when you get roasted so hard, to the point of no return. This phenomenon happens often. You may experience symptoms such as depression, anxiety, and embarrassment.
King Charles IV: My fort is impenetrable

Some random Serf: Your mom isn't.

Charles IV: Damn I'm in the Black Hole
Black Hole by Black Hole Expert March 29, 2020