a person who proof-reads or edits fanfiction.
by Chicky December 29, 2003
Directly translates to "my child" in Hindi, but is often used more as a general term of endearment amongst friends and a way to refer to a friend/loved one.
Let's catch up? I miss you so much beta!
by viral2019 April 09, 2019
The optimal method of doing something. It's the best possible plan/decision for the given situation; a good idea. It's the move.
Smuggling drinks into the movie theater is the beta.
"Damn Chris, these hot dogs really are the beta."
"Fuck bro, downing half a bottle of vodka the night before an exam was not the beta."
"Damn Chris, these hot dogs really are the beta."
"Fuck bro, downing half a bottle of vodka the night before an exam was not the beta."
by dav32702 January 16, 2019
(Climbing) Chip had some pretty good beta for me, so I think I've got this problem dialed in. (General) Can you give me some beta on how to get to your house?
by Ash April 26, 2005
by eons of grey August 30, 2007
Platter: You begged her to go out with you and said you were sorry a bunch of times?
Sherlock: Yeah I went beta on her, at first I was alpha but later I became beta after she rejected me
Sherlock: Yeah I went beta on her, at first I was alpha but later I became beta after she rejected me
by the AK July 11, 2008
Traits of provision: either providing resources or validation to others, women (and perhaps men). Beta traits display low value to women if they are are put on too strong or too early in meeting- giving without equity. Beta can be used to describe individual behaviors, as well as people who have an overwhelming amount of beta properties (opposed to alpha).
"Billy is a real man for marrying Stacy and being step-father to her kids. He is a kind, dependable, comforting, wealthy, faithful, intelligent feminist ally, and a great father/husband who breaks his back working 60 hour weeks to financially support his family. So why did Stacy dead-bedroom him for years while cheating on him with Chad, then divorce him and take all of his assets?"
"Because he is socially awkward, has a small dick, looks like Danny DeVito, and was a virgin when they got married. The thought of giving him any more opportunities to pass on his inferior genes subconsciously repulses her, and she loathes him for making her feel that way. Now he is stuck having to pay alimony and child support for the rest of his life. He is hopelessly beta."
"Because he is socially awkward, has a small dick, looks like Danny DeVito, and was a virgin when they got married. The thought of giving him any more opportunities to pass on his inferior genes subconsciously repulses her, and she loathes him for making her feel that way. Now he is stuck having to pay alimony and child support for the rest of his life. He is hopelessly beta."
by Unplugged Red Piller April 01, 2019