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Dirty Beltran

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When a guy constantly tries making out with a girl when she’s not in the mood, and she gets upset but then they have make up sex and then she gets pregnant and has an abortion
James: My girl doesn’t want to kiss me
Lilly: Be careful to not pull a dirty Beltran
by mikeoxlongasfook July 7, 2023
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pull a Beltran

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To strike out looking to end a game. Stemming from the 2006 NLCS when Carlos Beltran was struck out on a nasty curveball by Adam Wainwright. This has come to be defined as when you are hitting on a member of the opposite sex and basically have nothing to say (usually involves a lot of alcohol)
I tried not to pull a beltran when talking to her, but no words were coming out of my mouth.
by psyndrome February 25, 2008
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Most amazing couple in the world since 7.26.11 <3
"Damm look at that couple over there"
"Pshh, they aint nothing like Maggie Ballard and luis Beltran "
"Yeah your right"
by sexyfantabulous January 11, 2012
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belorange

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1. To make up a word for the sole purpose of forcing another word to be able to rhyme
Because i was bored, i beloranged the word belorange.
by Veleno Sangue August 5, 2003
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1.(noun) To be given false information regarding sexual intercourse,generally ending with the act of unexpected anal penetration.

2. (noun) to be tricked into receiving anal sex.
"I heard Niko's girlfriend wouldn't let him hit it from the back last night"
"Man that sucks"
"Not for him, he ended up giving her some betranal"
"Whatta lad!"
by Papí chulo November 20, 2016
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Beltane

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Beltane or Bealtaine, meaning 'bright fire', is an ancient Gaelic outdoor sex party, held on May 1st or May Day to celebrate the beginning of summer and the end of winter.

The party would normally last for 24 hours, with food, non-alcoholic and alcoholic beverages available for people to consume, with most people remaining in a state of undress, taking part in sexual activities, such as threesomes, gangbangs, or orgies.

It would normally take place within a forest, wood, or grass area, sometimes near a lake or a body of water, with enough clearing for small open bonfires in fire baskets, or on the floor surrounded by large stones to stop spreading.
Are you doing Beltane this year?
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 20, 2023
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bertrand

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a word used to describe a perfect man that you absolutley want to marry.
wow.I met this guy last night and he seems like such a bertrand.
by donna1824 December 29, 2007
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