The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.
by Rod Hull's Ladder March 23, 2023
by Me December 15, 2003
1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset
by minty moggy May 15, 2003
Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.
by EvanC_ July 14, 2008
In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!
Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"
Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"
by Cristiano Ronaldo July 08, 2006
1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".
2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.
2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.
by whitetrash jim August 18, 2008