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A guy who is mentally insane but you continue to hangout with because you like the thrill of not knowing what might happen next
That guy is batshit but I love him
Batshit by Joemamaismybae October 22, 2023

batshit crazy 

A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.
Dude that guy on the corner wears a tinfoil hat and ripped all the wires out of his house so the government couldn't listen to his thoughts.

Really?

Yeah, he's batshit crazy.
batshit crazy by KBLI August 20, 2009

batshit eloquence 

When something expressed is so beyond crazy that it makes perfect sense.
As he stood on the street corner yelling out his innermost thoughts, the sheer batshit eloquence of it all swept me off my feet.

batshit fucking insane

I cut off my hair because it was driving me batshit fucking insane.
batshit fucking insane by spiraling February 14, 2005

batshit crazy 

The woman in the riddle below, is batshit crazy, no further explanation needed.

A woman encounters a man at her mother's funeral whom she has never seen before. A few days later, her sister dies. Why?

The woman fell in love with the man at the funeral. Unfortunately, she didn't get his number, so she killed her sister, hoping to see him again at her sister's funeral.
You kill your sister to get your crushes phone number?! You batshit crazyyyyyyy.

batshit insane 

When someone has crossed into extreme insanity.
Person #1:HEY GUYS LETS GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND WOOOO I JUST SHIT MYSELF!! -insane laughter-

Person #2: That kid is Batshit Insane.
batshit insane by Shanbuh August 3, 2006