by beanteam23 May 28, 2016
Get the skanker bankermug. Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.
or
Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.
or
Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
by RyKirb October 31, 2008
Get the wanker bankermug. Rhyming slang for wanker
by ryan March 24, 2004
Get the merchant bankermug. by gangbanker July 30, 2010
Get the gang bankermug. Derogatory term for overworked, overpaid twenty something investment bankers inordinately proud of their income, ability to operate on no sleep, and lack of free time. Primarily a New York centric term.
Commonly spotted in social settings such as expensive NY clubs using their blackberries and ostentatiously buying drinks.
Commonly spotted in social settings such as expensive NY clubs using their blackberries and ostentatiously buying drinks.
by Martin Ross October 7, 2006
Get the banker trashmug. A financial organisation that is incapable of reliably handling your money matters and instead cause unneccessary stress.
Barclays Bank plc are a Wunch of Bankers, as are any other bank who don't employ enough people to answer the phone and instead leave you waiting a long time for your call to be answered while they give your money to someone else.
by dustyp August 24, 2009
Get the Wunch of Bankersmug. The makers of the best and cheapest whisky/vodka ever known to man. The vodka tastes amazing and Only Costs $12.59 for a half gallon compared to some shit that can cost up tp $40!! It's also a cheap product to get a girl drunk and make her put out. Highly recomended.
Hey J pass me somemore bankers club biatch!, i aint had enough yet..... O shit were almost out!!! We'l have to get steve to buy more tommorow for a very low price at the local state store.
by T-moneyy January 1, 2007
Get the bankers clubmug.