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Banana Boat

A banana boat is when you instuct your male partner to gently mash up a banana while leaving the peel intact, next remove the stem end with a clean cut, after that correctly put a condom over the entire banana, then he will slip the banana goo-goo on his hoo-hoo!!
useful tip: try the banana boat with PHONE SEX!!
by vicashae December 13, 2007
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Banana Boat

Being under the influence of a depressant (IE Alcohol) and needing to quickly pick yourself via a stimulant (IE Cocaine) up for a particular reason.
When Capt Witt in Flight needed to appear for a NTSB board hearing after a massive hangover he used a banana boat to get himself ready.
by Wordwizz February 6, 2022
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Banana Boat

When you use a peeled (for natural lubrication) banana as a dildo.
I had the best banana boat of my life last night
by DRI FIT June 12, 2022
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Banana Boat

When you and your friend both have a boner at the same time.
Friend 1: Yo, I'm hard
Friend 2: I'm in the same boat, man
Friend 1: A banana boat...
by SusBoy69 August 10, 2022
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Banana Boat Republic

Also known as Banana Republic. A store with gay employees and way overpriced clothes. In other words, a store where you can buy a $65 short sleeve button up while having a gay guy with a high ass voice asking if he can "help you with anything". Entering the store could even leave you at risk of becoming gay yourself.
Banana Boat Republic should be avoided at all costs
by Some Arab Kid May 18, 2014
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alaskan banana boat

Is when you make a dildo out of ice and you shove it up her vag so hard that it gets stuck similar to when you stick your tounge on a frozen pole
I gave her an alaskan banana boated her so hard it didnt thaw for three hours
by water bottle3 September 7, 2012
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Mexican banana boat ride

Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation
While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.
by napajoe December 6, 2017
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