Balls in a Jar

to be completely and utterly whipped by the female girlfriend.

Spencer, are your balls in a jar on your girlfriends desk? Why don't you get them out and chug that there beer.

by Cac2490 August 5, 2012

balls in yo jaws

word meaning literally, testicles in your mouth

I beat my meat when i walk down the street,
i said I beat my meat when i walk down the street,
balls in yo jaws

by andrew and karnell May 14, 2008

Balls in the Pudding

This idiom is a combination of the proverb "the proof of the pudding is in the eating" (typically shortened to "the proof is in the pudding") and the popular misconception of the saying "balls to the wall". Its meaning is derived from the two. It is used to express putting every effort into attaining a goal. The proof of ones balls, as they say, is in the pudding. The invoking of pudding implies that one's testicular fortitude can therefore be quantified; to go balls in the pudding, one must take quite a risk. A proper use of "balls in the pudding" only occurs when one stands to lose or gain a great deal based on a single decision.

-You're going nil on this last hand of spades? What if you fail? You're so far behind already!
-I know, but if you win this game it's over anyway. I've got to go balls in the pudding.

by RedRidingHood April 7, 2009

Balls in your jaws

The act if going balls deep in someone's mouth .

Me: my balls in your jaws
Wife: true dat

by Chuck Rubbins July 6, 2014

balls in my mouth

An exclamation usually meant to convey disappointment or dissatisfaction. It is used to equate with a misfortune with having a man force his testicles into your mouth.

After getting a low grade on the exam, he said "Well balls in my mouth!"

by ballsinmyfuckingmouth October 2, 2007

Balls in your Ass

The most embarassing thing that can happen to you. The act of someone going through the trials of inserting their testicles inside your anus.

Oh man, you just got balls in your ass.

by BleedingUrine June 20, 2007

balls in a salad shooter

Same expression as balls in a vice-grip

I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.

by The Dalai Llama November 22, 2003