brown ballerina

When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina
"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"
by woms May 12, 2007
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ballerina job

When a ballerina, as though a feather, twinkle toes ever so lightly on her male partner's tip.
I just got the best ballerina job from Katelyn L yesterday.
by rither July 3, 2011
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Cunty ballerina

A person who is especially evil and insidious. The person is adept at shifting the bitchiness to match their audience with a level of flexibility and prowess you would find in a ballerina.
Cathy was an extra level of bitchy to everyone around her. Her family and friends were left stunned and speechless. She is a true cunty ballerina.
by Literary lizard November 13, 2021
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Meena Ballerina

A person who classifies themselves as a ballerina solely because the word rhymes with the name, "Meena."
"...I don't think that Meena Ballerina chick is a ballerina at all, dude."
by Meena Ballerina March 7, 2008
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Shit Ballerina

The act of raising one's knees while on the commode, leaving only the tippy-toes on the floor. The resulting position resembles a plie squat with feet in pointe, and isolates nerve endings in the sphincter to provide heightened sensation. This technique is preferred by those who enjoy butt-play as part of sex, especially during masturbation.
Spencer's boss complained about the amount of time he spends on the toilet, until Spencer explained he's a shit ballerina.
by Shoobastank September 9, 2019
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Austina The Ballerina

Austina is extremely annoying, he is also known as an Emo Llama Baddie.
Girl 1: “look at that, it’s austina the ballerina! He’s so emo”
Girl 2: “ya, i know”
by _Fl0w3r March 19, 2022
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Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.
Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.
by dominic208 September 7, 2009
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