i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself

friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

B.A.L.L.A.T

B.A.L.L.A.T stands for bald and looks like a thumb. Some guys might shave their heads so that they get 0 bitches or to get rid of lice. Guys that have a name starting with J often shave their heads because of lice. Sometimes guys think they can shave away their problems, this is not true.

Girl: ew gross do you see Javi?
Other girl: yeah he's bald and ugglier.
Girl: I bet he had lice.
Other girl: he's B.A.L.L.A.T.

by Hater_I-hardly-know-her-1789 September 1, 2022

I.L.B.T

I Like Big Tits
(Taken from Joe Walsh's Song, I.L.B.T's)

Hey..I'm having a tit attack..
I.L.B.T

by Binfordman October 17, 2008

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself.

friend:how are you??

me: oh well..i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010

L.T.B.

Lick The Balls

Justin Timberlake can L.T.B.

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

B.Y.L.A.T.

Bang You Like A Tambourine

Pronounced 'Buy-Lat'

Usually whispered between two girlfriends after one see's a really hot boy.

Means that she wants to have sex with that boy!

When Leanne saw Robbie in a tux she whispered in my ear "B.Y.L.A.T."

by Kelley D. September 5, 2005