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Ayatollah

A man who uses religion as an excuse for all sorts of evil. A man who claims to be religious while using religion to excuse murder and other criminal acts.
Pat Robertson is the Grand Ayatollah of the GOP.
by jesster79 December 2, 2005
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Ayatula of Ashtabula

The Ayatula of Ashtabula is a mystical snow deity from the Great Lakes snow belt who can create or halt snowfall.

He frequently assumes human form as a virgin nerd. The Ayatula of Ashtabula is full of power and is not to be messed with.
The Ayatula of Ashtabula caused a freak blizzard on the East Coast in October.
by quesondriac November 1, 2011
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ayallah

Ayallah is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. Everybody at least thinks she cute, but most have a crush on her. She is sweet and kind if you get to know her, but hey on her bad side and you have surtian death in your future. Ayallah has lots of friends and is a great person to talk to when your having a rough time. Ayallah is creative, and is great with music. Ayallah is destined to make a good impact on the world...
My daughter Ayallah is beautiful.
by AyaThr June 26, 2017
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ayatollah

n The title given to a person in a position of power or respect. Alluding to the title of the same name in the Islamic faith. It may, however, be used in situations as far as can be from Islam as imaginable, such as the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla from The Road Warrior, or Inspectah Deck’s lines in U-God’s “Rumble.”
"Ayatollah, high roller nine totter" -Deck
by GKCanadian December 17, 2008
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ayatollah

My ayatollah wasn't cooperating last night (e.g., viagra had to be used)
by jane lindquist January 19, 2004
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ayatollah assahola

A slang term used to describe a muslim leader.
One that muslims respect but all others laugh their arses off at because of their funny beards and stupid tea towels on their heads.
Also they talk funny.
"Some leb got offended at my ayatollah assahola shirt so he ran away to get some buddies to beat me up, but by the time they got back i was kickin back in the shire."
by allabaster August 31, 2006
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Ayatollah Assaholah.
by steviedee May 26, 2004
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