autograph collector

Someone that has no job, no life and hounds celebrities for their autograph either through mail or in person in order to sell them on Ebay or some other auction website.

Jane is an autograph collector and she waited all night for Avril Lavigne to sign a photo. Once she got it the next day she tried to sell it on Ebay for $300.

by jackzofthezoo October 4, 2011

aurography

writing somebody's name in golden letters (aurographs); recognition of somebody's good deeds.Its other meaning would be a description of gold.

His discovery was recorded in aurography.

by uttam maharjan November 15, 2012

Artographer

An artographer is a person who makes photographic art using a camera.

Rather than just shooting standard photographs the artographer specialises in using a camera to make photographic art, for example, in an abstract, surrealist or an impressionist style, etc.

by SteveFowler October 6, 2021

turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool

I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.

by papers July 17, 2011

Up all night autographin' it

A way to say you had sex with someone. Comes from the song "Sweat" by Chris Brown ft. Flo Rida.

"So, dude, what'd you do with your girl last night?"
"I was up all night autographin' it!"

by danananabatman February 27, 2009

Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)

You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!

by Uncle J MythMan January 16, 2011

artography

An artwork so realistic you thought it was taken by a camera.

Bob says"that is a nice photo.."
Mike says"No, I drew that"
Bob say's "Wow, that is an amazing artography.

by SomedudeIknew March 4, 2014