poor man's autograph

When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.

"I gave that bitch a poor man's autograph."

by Mysterious John March 14, 2004

Bovril Autograph

The act of wiping your ass with toilet roll and leaving the shit covered pieces of toilet roll on the side for everyone to see

“Wow that’s a beautiful Bovril Autograph”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

coochie water autograph

The joke about signing her autograph implies she released a particularly abundant amount of “coochie water.” It also references a real trick that some women can do, which is writing their name in snow or other substances with their pee — a true show of gender equality.

"coochie water autograph signed Sexxy Red" -Fat Juicy & Wet

by idontevengangbang March 1, 2025

A soldier asked Eminem for his autograph

A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.

Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!

by Realdido November 23, 2023

autograffiti

The signing of one's name on walls, shirts, or other surfaces in the form of graffiti.

Tom's name appeared in the form of autograffiti on my garage door.

by Lomhelsie Wellster January 17, 2008

Assographic Memory

The ability to recognize someone by just looking at their ass.

“Woah, who’s that thicc girl walking by?”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory”

by b0di November 25, 2018

avatography

People who take pictures of their social world/platform avatars.

Did you see all of Shasta’s avatography?

She did amazing!

by Pixelette-PSN February 16, 2019