Autocorrekt

The process of typing something on a smartphone or tablet with autocorrect in which autocorrect proceeds to change some of the words into something that may even sound wrong.

**Txting**
Me: omg the cock in this bottle is so tight
Other Person: ._. What????
Me: CORK** fuck I got autocorrekt

by СукаБлять November 13, 2015

Autocorrect

A convenient excuse for improper grammar.

"I meant to say 'role'. It only says 'roll' because autocorrect changed it!"

by spacetiger110 July 24, 2020

Human Autocorrect

An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.

Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"

Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."

Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!

by TriforceofPower October 26, 2011

Autocorrect

Something you'd notice in almost every awesome phones you see in the media, such as the HTC and the iPhone.

Autocorrect is good, but sometimes, shit hits the fan whenever you text. Sometimes, you type in "bigg," then it autocorrects it into "bug." So, say that a man was gonna text his friend "I like bigg butts and I cannot lie!" When he sends it, it gets autocorrected and turns into "I like bug butts and I cannot lie!" Then there's some funny convo between the recipient and the sender.

In a text convo...

Micheal: god, so damn thirsty
Jenna: yesterday @ the mall u should've taken the $$$ i was gonna give u out my pussy
Jenna: oh shit, i meant purse
Micheal: LMAOOO
Jenna: damn you autocorrect

by XClausoX July 2, 2012

sorry, autocorrect

A phrase often used when a private or dirty text is sent to the wrong person in an attempt to lessen the awkwardness or dismiss the conversation

Girl: Jeff's cock is so big
Guy: This is your boyfriend. I think we need to break up
Girl: Sorry, autocorrect!! I meant clock!

by black409 June 7, 2011

Autocorrect

That troll that lives in your phone and messes up all of your sentences that could result in an embarrassing or confusing sentence.

*in mid conversation*

Person 1: types "and okay"
Autocorrect changes it to "ankle play"
Person 2: dude I'm scared of what ankle play is
Person 1: stupid autocorrect

Person: types in "good anime" into the search bar
Autocorrect: changes it to "goop animal"
Person: flips desk

by The jjba boi July 28, 2020

Autocorrekt

(Adj.) Usually described as an instance when the "autocorrect" feature on a device completely destroys or distorts the meaning of what was to be originally said. Usually ends with the user and person receiving the message realizing that there was a great error leading to frustration, and embarassment.

Girlfriend: "I'm shredding cheese with my shoe."
Guy: "Your're doing that hoe?"
Girlfriend: "What did you just call me?!"
Guy: "*how-I meant to say 'how'."
Girlfriend: "Whatever.."
Guy: Damn, I just got autocorrekt!

by Otakunake September 20, 2017