lauren wrote so many short stories that her fingers began to stiffen; a telltale sign of authoritis.
by Mackenzie Schuler May 7, 2007
by Muhahahanafawnabanana June 19, 2005
by Meekrok July 31, 2005
to become the author of.
by Jack in Yo Box February 17, 2009
Yes to protect you I need a degree of authority over you. And this ties into the thing I said about women grabbing their men’s arms in a conflict or crisis and getting knocked out (Which is a thing that he got from me (just like the “dim lights” and the either “on or off” thing)If I tell you to let go of my arm and you don’t you put us both in danger.
Hym “It’s also not inconceivable to have authority over a woman. Anyone who employs a woman has a degree of authority over a woman. Here’s a scenario. I’m the manager of a small gas station. The only other employee is a woman. I tell her to take out the trash. Taking out the trash is a part of the job. I am in a position of authority so I tell her to do her job and take out the trash. She tells me no. As working at a gas station is ‘at will employment’ I can fire you for any reason under the sun. Therefore, you are trading a degree of authority over what you do with your time in exchange for a job. You can deny the authority but then you have to give up the job in the same way you can deny the authority of someone trying to protect you but you have give up the safety.”
by Hym Iam October 24, 2022
The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...
Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.
Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.
Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.
by Hemingway34 June 22, 2010