Austin Sucks

austin just sucks. He touches me in class

Austin Sucks

by Your Damn Mother October 28, 2019

Austin Strangler

Just before climax during a blowjob, the penis is withdrawn and the partner is force-fed a mouthful of chips and queso.

Betty wanted me to come in her mouth, but I gave her an Austin strangler instead.

by Alistair Cookie June 11, 2008

Austin Speedball

It is a joint and a cup of coffee. It is usually taken before going to work or a football game.

Man, I am going to need a high octane Austin Speedball before heading over to DKR.

by SpandTexPants January 4, 2020

East Austin Slapfight

A fight characterized by both combatants being underskilled in actual fisticuffs. Participants generally rely on rhetorical jousting as well as simple cheating.

The only way The Left could win an East Austin slapfight is by tying razor blades to his hands and pretending it was a cockfight to the death.

by City Limits January 18, 2006

Austin syndrome

The state of making either drunk or irrational decisions due to a recent break up

Sherry: Hey Kevin just sold that $10000 watch his ex gave him
Kelsey: Oh looks like he has a touch of Austin Syndrome

by The True KNG July 22, 2010

Austin Syndrome

Constantly showing an "I don't give a fuck!" attitude towards life.

Me: "Hey, your house is on fire."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."

by Anna Incorporated September 4, 2013

austin simmons

Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.

I wish I had an Austin Simmons as a boyfriend!

by heavydutymacbook March 6, 2017