Attachmentard

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Mr. Stupidjerk never includes the excel docs he references in his emails. He is such an attachmentard.

Holy God. That is the fourth blank email in a row! How can someone be so attachmentarded???

by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

teacher attachment

usually starts with crushing on your teacher/ finding your teacher really good looking. will progress from looking forward to their lessons to looking forward to "accidentally" walk pass her class/ bump into her. this attachment will only start developing when you find out they arent going to teach you next year/ they are leaving the school. you will start distancing yourselves from them and stop making memories with them because itll be too painful to look back on. but on the last day you will cry your heart out to her to the point she has to make sure you get home safe.

also this usually happens when the teacher actually kind of hate the student in a friend way.

also always happens with teachers who surnames start with t. yall should watch out.

"pls dont leave me i have teacher attachment issues"

by nvsklover July 27, 2022

Five Attachments

Sending pictures / vids to a person; Sometimes "dirty pictures";

"Aye yk ashley? She sent me five attachments the other day and she fye."

by DEO.Smokeyy September 25, 2022

neurodivergent attachment

A Neurodivergent Attachment, or ND/A for short, is when someone who is neurodivergent attaches themself to a character who is related to a special interest/hyper fixation. The person knows the aren't real, but sometimes may pretend they are for comfort reasons.
Neurodivergent Attachments are healthy as long as they don't take up the person's identity or turn into a false reality.
Alot of people see this as being clingy with a fictional character, and that's ok! It basically is that but alittle deeper. - holy-smokes carrd

kage: i have a neurodivergent attachment with the character tails from sonic! hes my favoritest in the world..
amanda: cool! i'd love to hear you rant about him to me if you want!!

by xdice April 14, 2023

attackcident

When a supposedly precision military strike results in a gross number of civilian casualties and is subsequently characterized by military spokesmen as an accident.

The assault on the city bore so many attackcidents that one can only wonder if civilian safety was even a consideration.

by Mobius1ski February 9, 2009

delusional attachment

a made up thing by people on kinstagram so that they can get kin points and harass doubles

nagitocervixpuncher: i am kokichi ouma irl. this is not a kin or a delusional attachment ! i am simply me <3 doubles can k!!^Y##S!!

by kinstagram goddess August 15, 2023

attach your attachment

Taking pics of your private parts (attachment) and sending them out as attachments to your e-mail, messages etc.

Bro don't do a Bret Farve!!!........don't attach your attachment!!!

by ARCTICMAN April 7, 2011