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College Alert

When one comes across people acting in a manner that is the epitome of the college lifestyle, one may alert others of the occurance.
Walking through the Quad and witnessing people playing frisbee and tanning, George screams "College Alert!".

When a drunk freshman girl stumbles out of a bar and a friendly senior male helps to find her way back home, Bobby high fives Charlie as they both state "College Alert" while nodding their heads in approval.
by Activties August 24, 2009
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Alter Ph

Slang for Nudity & Sex Eyeball

Pervert Community
Alter Ph grand sex eyeball at Victoria Court
by Iskolar Ng Bayan January 20, 2019
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French Toast Alert

When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.
Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.

Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.

Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
by Nardog February 5, 2010
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presidential alert

An alert given by our hot president to alert us about stuff like when he takes a shit!
by Vormix October 3, 2018
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haram alert

by anti-haram guy January 26, 2021
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Alter Bridge

Probably the best hard rock band out there today. Incredibly underrated.
Their first album was great, and every one since has been both fantastic and a great improvement since the last.

Members: Myles Kennedy - Vocals/Rhythm Guitar, Mark Tremonti - Lead Guitar, Scott Phillips - Drums/Percussion, Brian Marshall - Bass.

Their first album titled 'One Day Remains' had some good tracks on it, but their second album 'Blackbird' built on this and was better in almost every way. ABIII (their third album) was to Blackbird what Blackbird was to One Day Remains. Just incredible.
Example 1:
1) "Have you heard of Alter Bridge?"
2) "No, who are they?"
1) "Only the best Band you've never heard of."

Example 2:
1) "Whatcha listen' bro?"
2) 'Blackbird by Alter Bridge, from their second album entitled "Blackbird"'
1) "What they soundin' like?"
2) "Here, listen to Blackbird's solo by Mark Tremonti and Myles Kennedy."
1) "holy crap, my ears just came."
person 1 now listens to Alter Bridge
by limnophobia March 23, 2013
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Cancer alert

A cancerous news channel on YouTube hosted my a mid 30's man child who seems to be in a mid-life crisis who resolves to bulling teenagers on the internet.
Make YouTube great again by getting rid of cancer alert
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