The problems one experiences when the food they have eaten does not "agree" With them. Often causing diarrhea, the runs, and gas. Made by combining "Issue" and "Ass".
After eating all that mexican food i'm having mad assues.
I was late for the meeting because i was stuck in the bathroom dealing with my assues.
I was late for the meeting because i was stuck in the bathroom dealing with my assues.
by DJSCHWAZAY May 14, 2011
Get the Assue mug.A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."
Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
by Guregori February 24, 2020
Get the Jack of All Asses mug.Related Words
Code word British teachers are using when talking about GCSEs during the pandemic. They are the same as the GCSE exams but done earlier in the year, higher in quantity, and in the classrooms instead of the hall.
Teacher: It's NOT an exam! It's just a mini-assessment to see how you're doing. It will count towards your final grade but it isn't the ONLY thing that will, so it's not important and I don't want you stressing over it.
by the rain master May 4, 2021
Get the Mini-assessment mug.When a person doesn't do shit but go to the Huddle House at 2 o'clock in the mo or sleeps instead of going to class.
by Jessie and Christina March 31, 2009
Get the lazy bum asses mug.Her doctors, associated practitioners, family and friends had so easily given up on her, accepting that she would have a lifetime of struggle and pain. He had other ideas, and began to analyze, assess, address the issues of her condition, constantly thinking, observing, trying. Day by day she improved, showing astonishing progress and they would take it all the way.
by Monkey's Dad June 23, 2023
Get the analyze, assess, address mug.A tassle which you attach to you bottom. Much like those of which are on little girls' bikes. If you have one per Bum cheek they are called Chassles.
by MissAwkward July 18, 2011
Get the Assles mug.To assess and optimize your look or style.
To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.
To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.
My girl Rebe assessimized me and decided I needed to get to Dr. Jay's snap.
You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.
You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.
You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.
You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.
by jeffjam December 4, 2012
Get the assessimize mug.