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assterpiece

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah
I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.
by Johnny Tats January 4, 2008
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ASSteroids

What someone ingests to have an ass disproportionately large in comparison to their upper body.
From the looks of Kim Kardashian's backyard, she must be on some serious ASSteroids.
by Bitchtard Riot Starter November 14, 2011
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asstertaste

This diet pop leaves an asstertaste in my mouth!
by Fodderwing July 1, 2005
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Assterbation

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.
Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.
by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009
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assteroid

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.
I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.
by Keylimeypie December 20, 2007
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assterror

act in which ass is terrorized by ass rangers

A.K.A Assblast
ass rangers assterrorizing your peeps in assramistan
by otto titslinger June 3, 2004
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asstertaste

The shitty taste in your mouth after you eat out someone's asshole.
I got wasted last night, ate out my girlfriend's ass and now I have the worst asstertaste!
by Notoriose July 20, 2009
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