blow an assload

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

by waltermitty September 16, 2004

assload

Per the TV show "Selfie" episode "Nugget of Wisdom," a quantity of twenty-five thousand (25,000) items or occurrences.

An estimated 50,000 calls a year--so, two assloads.

by Pietro Aretino February 26, 2015

assload

The amount of weight a mule is legally allowed to carry in New Mexico. Roughly 765 Lbs.
Slang: A lot.
Sometimes hyphenated: ass-load.

My boss-hole just gave me an assload of work, that son-of-a-bitch.

by Joe_23 May 30, 2013

assplode

Also: assplodes, assploding, assploded. A way of describing explosive diarrhea.

Mom? I'm going to need a mop and a hazmat suit. I just assploded all over the upstairs bathroom.

by dutchboy July 28, 2016

chinese assload

A special/scary type of lapdance, typically found in underground Asian bars:
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women

"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"

"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"

by MMjr April 5, 2009

Assplode

Diarrhea; or the same sort of actions

The people assplode in various days of the week.

by Professor Anonymous August 4, 2006

volcano assplode

the volcano assplode happens when you consume to many volcano items from the taco bell menu including the volcano taco and u have massive amounts of dirrhea from your ass

hey whats up man. hold on i just had some volcano tacos and im having a volcano assplode.

by masterpirate774 August 19, 2009