assmankey

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

by Glocked April 17, 2005

assmaker

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h

you are being such an assmaker

by mattalianna April 8, 2017

assman

Cosmo Kramer

As seen as Seinfeld.

by TV man. February 18, 2003

Assmazing

An amazing girl with an incredible ass

Alicia is Assmazing.

by Alicialover202 December 2, 2009

assmass

someone who has an incredibly large ass....a huge booty shaker, more ass than person

Her assmass is beyond calculation!

by badback9 October 30, 2011

Assad

Assad is a word taken from Arabic, meaning a "Lion". Assad is handsome, brave, loyal and protective. He is a true leader and an Alpha plus he can make good decisions in hard situations. Assad is a person who you can have fun with. Assad has a good body shape (muscular) but sometimes skinny . Assad maybe aggressive when he is in bad mood.

Yo, Assad came !!! Finally we can have a good time !!

by Owl3e3 May 8, 2018

Bashar al-Assad

The democratically elected president of Syria. He is not exactly evil monster dictator as US propaganda and western bullshit media (CNN, BBC) says.

Before Syrian civil war started, Syria was a peaceful country with happy citizens living in prosperity. What he did was to keep Syria away from western influence, and nationalize Syrian industries instead of giving them to western companies. Which pissed off USA and NATO imperialists, and they decided to ruin the shit out of Syria just like what they did to Iraq and Libya.

Bashar al-Assad is a good person.

by p0seidon November 30, 2019