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Asslete

A person who prefers to be involved in "sport-related activities" rather than "sports". The activities often involve watching sports, playing sport themed video games, wearing team jerseys around town (when you aren't on that team), etc.. Meaning, they sit around on thier ass more than get up and play.

Also: Assletic, Assleticism.
Dan: (Wearing basket-ball jersey) Hey there Tom!
Tom: (wearing basket-ball jersey) Hey Jake! I never knew you liked basket-ball aswell. You want to shoot some hoops sometime?
Dan: Naw, man. You'd kick my ass. I'm more of an asslete.
Tom: Oh, true. Maybe we could play some videogames then.
Dan: That's more up my alley.
by MegWils September 1, 2009
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Assless

Pertaining to an individual who does not appear to be in possession of a rear end. Assless people tend to be extremely skinny or scrawny, and often are not aware of their lack of a behind.

(Can sometimes be abbreviated to 'ASSLSS' in text format.)
So that's Johnny? Woah, he has NO ass! Assless, right there.
by SSLA March 25, 2011
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Assleg

That delectable area on a woman's body where the top of her leg meets her ass (or her ass meets the top of her leg...)
Wow, my girl has fantastic assleg. I can't stop touching it!
by Mitch McGuire August 4, 2017
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asslete

An athlete that makes an unbelievable ass of himself in the public eye.
Tiger Woods is an asslete for cheating on that gorgeous wife of his.
by FASH1976 December 2, 2009
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assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting
Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!
by A-BJ May 19, 2006
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Asslet

When an asshole has a baby it's an asslet... A little asshole
He's an asshole so it's safe to say his baby is an asslet.
by Bendygirl April 25, 2013
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Bored assless

When one is too bored to just sit around.
"how're you?"
"bored assless, you?"
"lol assless? yikes.. sounds pretty bad."
by sarah awesome June 2, 2008
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