assnagger

someone who is being a doosher, a stupid ignorant fool. someone who will suffer the consequences of such behavior.

someone who sucks at X-box

why were you running up that pipe in the middle of the map assnagger!?

Dude, put that beer down, do you want us to get busted assnagger?

Assnagger!

Tim stop being an assnagger!

Did you see that guy wipe out what an assnagger!

by mikeandtimwords! TM January 26, 2010

asswagger syndrome

a sickness that you believe you know it all but in actuality you don't.

my friend has been diagnosed with asswagger syndrome

by daim yalter November 25, 2018

assfingers

The worst thing imaginable. Something you would rather die than become.

Become assfingers? I'd rather star in a snuff film.

by sarkathstic November 17, 2004

Assbaggery

The art of ignoring the warning light in your brain that tells you what not to do.

A little assbaggery is okay as long as you don’t fuck up too big.

by Stiffy P. Syndrome December 4, 2010

Assfinger

Finger you scratch your arsehole with

Smell my assfinger

by Rachel Barbour March 20, 2017

Assjizzer

Someone that drops an alarming amount jizz in another person's ass.

Gavin: "Did you hear what Kris was saying to that guy earlier, typical assjizzer behavior."
David: "Yeah but he still thinks he's a Daddy."

by wangllama January 31, 2022

Asshogger

A person who likes ass. When he wants ass, he gets ass.

Joe is such an Asshogger

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 27, 2022