visual assistance

(noun) Help provided in the form of showing a fellow student your answer of problem.

It's not cheating; it's visual assistance.

by yangmeister February 7, 2009

Community Assistant

A Community Assistant (CA), otherwise known as a Resident Assistant (RA), is one of the most hardworking yet underpaid workers in state universities and colleges. Usually assigned to a particular wing or floor of a residence hall, CA's are responsible for maintaining their group of residents (usually first and second year students), doing endless paperwork, planning activities with a tiny budget, and enforcing residence hall policies. CA's are usually "on duty" with another CA every few days. Although many people dislike CA's and see them only as authority figures, good CA's care about their residents and want to help them. CA's put up with a lot of bullshit from programming requirements, drunk people, residents with behavioral and emotional problems, and the stress of balancing homework with the job. However, the CA position looks great on a resumé if you can survive it.

Community Assistants on duty

CA 1: Hey, are we on duty tonight?
CA 2: Yeah. I think someone is smoking weed on the 2nd floor. Looks like my homework isn't getting done tonight.

by College CA October 21, 2013

grundle assist

The act of pressing on ones taint, in an effort to aid in the movement of extremely large, and rock hard turds.

Went to take a shit today and started giving birth to a 4 day old brick that was as long as a 20oz can of red bull. Had pull out the grundle assist. That was the last time I ate a whole plate of Mac and Cheese from there.

by JimmyJongTidings January 22, 2018

assistant regional manager

not dwight schrute. if you were looking for the position of dwight schrute at dunder mifflin scranton from 2005-2013, look for "assistant TO the regional manager"

Dwight: I am the assistant regional manager.
Jim: Assistant TO the regional manager

by mohantypower August 6, 2014

Rich Assist

(Noun) when one or more people are engaged in a task where no further assistance is required but another party offers assistance that contributes nothing to the completion of said task.

(Man 1 and man 2 are lifting a box onto a shelf)
Third party: do you guys need help
Man 1: no we've got it.

(Third party places a hand on the box as it is placed on the shelf)
Man 2: thanks for the Rich Assist.

Third party: I'm just trying to help.

by TheCaptain65 May 9, 2014

Reverse Assimilation

The act of an individual, group or nation assimilating to the culture of immigrant populations rather than the immigrant populations assimilating to the culture of the host nation.

Guy 1. "When Abdul and his family moved into the street we thought they may like to join in and be a part of our community. Instead some of our liberal neighbors converted to Islam and now demonize what is left of our community."

Guy 2. "Yeah well, that's reverse assimilation for you.."

by TradWaman March 6, 2019

Rolling assist

When your buddy has to shit while driving and you sacrifice your hand to save the leather seats.

Hey man I gotta shit can you give me a rolling assist?

by Spencer_n January 14, 2020