Assface

(1) A person who, out of lack of intelligence or ignorance is making a fool out of him or her self, (2) Drop-dead ugly

"Straighten up, assface, people are watching."
"Holy Shit -- that guy has an assface."

by M. A. Melton June 1, 2006

assface

noun - a person whose behavior is so completely and utterly atrocious that the only explanation is that the person has an ass for a face and as such must live up (or down as it were) to the face.

Those insane extremists who blame disastrous, natural phenomena on God punishing, the gay community, the historical slave owners, and the all encompassing "sinners". Those people? Assfaces.

by Soobee July 18, 2008

assface

a term used to insult an individual who's facial features are equivalent in attractiveness to an ass.

"Man Jamie, you are such an assface."

"That guy is such an assface."

by jackcansingcsharp April 28, 2009

assface

1. A person or personsthat always looks for the easy way out 2. A person or persons that always try to mooch off people 3. Cheap or frugal 4. Old and decrepit

Steve is an assface because he tried to scam me out of a free lunch

by TheKingOfHeat June 2, 2010

Assface

My ex husband.

He looked like an assface and he smelled like one too.

He was such an assface for taking all of the family photo albums during the divorce.

by Doug McGue June 9, 2016

Assinate

The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.

"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"

by Mylogylo August 21, 2008

hugecock assinvader

1. One with a huge cock who enjoys anal sex with men.
2. A fictional baseball player specializing in hitting the high and inside pitch for opposite field homeruns.

Now batting for the New York Mets Number 6969, HUGE COCK ASSINVADER!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003