AssBook

The opposite of Facebook. When you want to remove someone as a friend.

F-U Bob you are now in my AssBook!

by RN001 November 1, 2008

Asshoole

A snarky and clever young woman with wit and good looks.

The asshoole of the class broke the stereotypes of pretties blond girls everywhere, as she had the highest marks and best thought process in the class.

by forkychips December 17, 2010

asshoover

1. (v.) To suck on another person's anus. 2. (n.) A person who performs this act.

1. Honey, could you asshoover me please?
2. I heard Bill is an asshoover.

by Dracos March 22, 2003

asshooker

1. One who sells their ass for stupidity.

2. A more obvious term for asshat.

Captain Caveman was a prehistorical asshooker.

by Thallium March 22, 2004

asshoke

when dumb girls that are mad try to insult you and fail to do so by being too dumb to type and make a typo. and then whoever their are insulting precedes to laugh at their failure making them more mad.

jr "get over it u worry too much ur gonna die before me and im older than u"

rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"

jr" haha im an asshoke lol"

rina "asshole*"

by jr15 October 20, 2009

Asscookie

An English spin on German slang (Arschkeks)

1. Someone or something that is a pain in the ass.

"Dude! Why you gotta be such a damn asscookie!?!"

by Katy H. M. October 17, 2008

asshood

The period in one's life in which one developes into a full blown asshole.

I can tell you had a really shitty asshood, asshole.

by 3mane September 30, 2017