assholistic

1. adjective describing someone who is acting like an asshole.
2. being an asshole

Boy: Why are you being such an assholistic bitch today?
Girl: Because you're always assholistic.

by yeahyouknowwww July 15, 2010

Assholius

1.A cooler way of saying asshole .Best when pronounced with a greek accent.

2.a person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind.

3.A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

4.One hell of a stupid fucker ,an ugly dumbass prick.

Messenger : We would like you to surrender Sparta to Persia please.

King Leonidas : Assholius !!! This is Spartaaaaaaa !!! *Kicks the fool into a bottomless pit*

by zingeraddict October 8, 2011

Assholiosis

A disease in which the patient acts like an asshole, talks like an asshole, does asshole things and has asshole stuff

If you cut me off with that fancy car you have just get chicks with, you might have Assholiosis

by boomboombow March 8, 2015

Assholius

1. A cooler way of saying asshole .Best when pronounced with a greek accent.

2. A person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind.

3. A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

4. One hell of a stupid fucker ,an ugly dumbass prick.

Messenger : We would like you to surrender Sparta to Persia please.

King Leonidas : Assholius !!! This is Spartaaaaaaa !!! *Kicks the fool into a bottomless pit*

by zingeraddict September 27, 2011

assholistic

adjective used to describe a cultural practice where one is frequently an asshole to the point they can't tell the difference between reality and their stupid opinions. it is often found in the corporate, art, and internet cultures.

1. don't be yourself. the boss is assholistic.
2. no way i'm working with her on this film. she is an assholistic cunt.
3. this is an assholistic chat room.

by jeepndesert May 3, 2008

assholistic

a word Martin came up with to describe everyone's everyday all day behavior

"Dude, you're being assholistic!"

by bill mcneil August 30, 2003

assholicism

A condition or state of being defined by assholic thinking or behaviors; the term "creeping assholicism" can be used to describe worsening societal conditions that occur when assholes are elected to public office, thereby implementing assholic policies

This country is being overtaken by creeping assholicism; it's the end of civilization as we know it.

by GigiPDX December 20, 2014