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senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...
Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.
by Hwood73 February 18, 2015
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assholitik

An individual who is unable to act in a civil manner and must always be rude and/or degrading.
An individual who is unable to act in a civil manner and must always be rude and/or degrading.
He's just being assholitik about cleaning his room or the mess he made.
If he didn’t act like an assholitik bastard, he would be a nice guy!
by Howard Allison October 25, 2005
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assholitis

The condition in which your asshole gets so sweaty that it is dripping and slippery.
After the baseball game, my girlfriend noticed, I had a bad case of assholitis.
by BFH August 23, 2006
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assholitical

adjective: tending to express one's point of view, esp. political, when it is not desired or appropriate.
Honey, I know you got into an argument about gay marriage the last time we had dinner with the Hendersons. I'd appreciate it if you weren't so assholitical this evening, mkay?
by jevanyn August 28, 2009
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asshollistic

A word used for when a genuine asshole goes ballistic.
Guy walks into a bar drinks a 5th goes asshollistic slaps the bartender and beats the fuck out of the bouncer
by HÍGH `~° PRÎEST February 11, 2022
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[assholetic]

being in an asshole mood
you are in an assholetic mod
by bananabytches08 December 17, 2008
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assholisim

Assholisim is a symptom which often accompanies Alcoholism. An alcoholic generally suffers from a spiritual malady, which manifest itself in faithless self -centeredness. Assholisim is a common manifestation of self reliance and disregard for any power greater than ones self. He is all that, and he is what he is. He is an asshole that cares less, or is oblivious to the affects his actions on others.
He suffered from two diseases alcoholism and assholisim.
by Michael L (MWA) July 2, 2016
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