airhauler

(originally American, but thanks to globalization has spread throughout the world)individuals who purchase large pickups, SUV, and military 4 WD vehicles to haul around nothing but air, however, looking macho/rugged, chic, or ironically utilitarian when they're anything but.

Suzie Cakeeater airhauled (verb) on out of the parking lot of Swollenscrotum High School after snubbing one of the local romeos.
Vince Rubabup gets so peeved with those young southern redneck airhaulers upshipting past his home near the Christian Taliban camp.
The card-carrying members of the young Republicans airhauled on down to the Lincoln memorial to show there support for the troops in Iraq.

by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit December 28, 2007

Assholery

The act of being someone who unironically likes Creep by Radiohead.
Also defined as the action of manipulating and gaslighting minors who you have or have had romantic feelings towards as an adult.

Vince committed assholery against some of the best people I know.

by skdjfjdihdhkdhsndj May 8, 2022

master of assholery

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery

Trump is the master of assholery

by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017

Asshammer

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

by keith June 2, 2003

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of displaying properties or characteristics of an asshat. This includes but is not limited to wearing your ass for a hat or saying/commiting an act that causes the audience in presence to become dumber.

2. The art of becoming or practicing flagrantly being an asshat.

1. "This is clearly asshattery! Where's my label maker? He said don't lick the lead bullet."

by AzNGuNSmokE November 16, 2005

Assholery

Behavior typical of an asshole.

Gerta: "Did you see how Aflac fired Gilbert Gottfried for his jokes?"
Bertrand: "Yup. They're guilty of assholery."

by Dove the Master April 2, 2011

Asshattery

The activities which lead one to become called an asshat.

**sees man on TV trying to launch model rocket off of his thickly moussed-back long hair**

"what manner of asshattery is this?"

by Faber_tastic September 12, 2006