assatry

Assatry can only be used in two situations, yet the way it's used in a sentence may be identical in both:
When a situation is so incredibly bullshit that it has transcended into an entirely different form of ass.
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When one or more persons is continuing to do something so stupid its actually impressive.

"Stop that assatry right now young man, and sit the fuck down."

by Desht ree July 19, 2016

Bad Assery

all of the factors, characteristics and exploits that lead to achieving the title of "bad ass."

Hector: "Dude, you were nominated for Spike TV's Guy of the year, how did that happen?"

Chris: "Well you know, I did a Tri, 1,000 push-ups a day, pulling in girls numbers like candy- you know just general "bad assery."

by Bird and Moose October 21, 2010

Asseurysm

An asseurysm is the medical term for when multiple farts are blocked behind a brewing turd, causing the pressure in your ass to rise and a feeling of discomfort in your ass. Failure to release the turd and lower your ass pressure may result in Coronary Ass Disease (CAD).

"Hey, where did Mike just go?"

"He dashed off to the loo. I think he was about to have an asseurysm."

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

bad-assery

noun the complete and utter state of being BAD ASS.

When is son was killed, Captain Artemis showed awesome Bad-assery.

by Jacob Shuttleworth November 27, 2007

Sham Assery

When a group of people are lazy, used to describe the whole area or situation.

The sham assery that goes on down in the demo pits is too much.

by AJizzy October 9, 2008

Assetricks and Knobelix

Stimulating your anus while gracefully delivering a blowjob to your partner and just before he blows, you pull away, take your finger out your ass and stick it up his nose so that he ejaculates with the smell of your shit in his nostril. He will be disgusted and pleasured at the same time... for the more experienced sexual adventurer.

Hey, I did an Assetricks and Knobelix on my bf last night. He said it shook his very foundation.

by SmuttyBoobs November 22, 2009

Pretend Bad assery

The act of pretending to perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior by putting photos up of yourself on social networking sites with thing such as girl with large breasts and large guns and other symbols normally shown in normal badassery.

Pretend Bad assery is hillarious especially when you see an ex pointing a gun on Facebook and making gangster references as his status. In reality you know that he cries himself to sleep and certain parts are very very small!

by erincleveland October 25, 2009