asscrack

when a girl wares her paints to damn low and you can see the "V" that is made where the two butt checks come together.

Britney Speares has way to much asscrack

by Jane Doe December 14, 2003

Asscrackers

A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."

"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"

by S. Prime March 24, 2009

Asscrack flashback

When you have a flashback about having seen a sweet asscrack.

I completely forgot half of Marisol's butt was hanging out last Friday night until Monday morning when I had an asscrack flashback.

by lumbian May 27, 2010

Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.

Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.

by Yopmail User November 6, 2022

Arizona AssCrack

Dry leftovers after a bad wipe, leading to one itchy ass.

-"My ass feels like a desert bro. its dry and itchy."
- "Did you wipe thoroughly? because i think you have an Arizona AssCrack right now"

by KingRaymondStankos October 2, 2011

asscricket

A person who unrightfully TRIES to take the place of another, but is much too quiet and ridiculous , and thus cannot do it. This person is very annoying because they always seem to be around, but no one ever knows anything about them, because they are too quiet.

see supplanter

Here comes Ashley, she's such an asscricket.

by Jamie M (Scarf Tato) March 8, 2007

New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside

Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.

by firecraker098 December 30, 2009