Asscarrot

A word for a the penis. A human part that belongs on a man.

You have a huge asscarrot in your pants.

by Mia Rose February 2, 2007

asstard

Blend of asshole and retard. Can be used in place of or in conjunction with rehole.

"You stupid asstard!"

by K-Statik October 30, 2003

asstard

a retarded person whose head can be found protruding from their rectum

You like Creed, you're an asstard.

by Roper May 10, 2003

asstard

Someone who is both retarded and an asshole.

That meteorite dude is a total asstard.

by CBG April 21, 2007

asscar driver

Noun - A person who tail gates and switches lanes as if they were racing in NASCAR, except they are driving on city streets and freeways right on your ass. This is one of the only ways to crash your car while traveling in a straight line with other people who are also traveling in a straight line.

This guy is so close behind me I can't even see his headlights. Damn asscar driver.

by Dr. Dentatus July 11, 2011

asstard

A mentally ill donkey

Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!

by Allie December 29, 2003

back asswards

Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.

That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.

by MrSmokey February 4, 2006