assbutt

1. the butt of a donkey

2. someone who has traits of both an ass and a butt

3. used to get someone's attention and piss them off while sounding cool and hilarious to bystanders

4. a word uttered loudly in the presence of authority figures to show your not afraid to break the rules. (because we all know that rules were made to be broken :D)

1. go stick your face in that assbutt

2.you're such an assbutt!

3. hey assbutt! *throws grenade at pile of TNT next to an asshole's butt*

4.

BOSS: so, I want everyone to put down the drinks-
Guy: assbutt!

by A-person_yay February 22, 2014

Assbusting

Your in a bathroom stall, but instead of shitting in the toilet you shit on the floor, ceiling, and walls, and end up puking in the toilet but missing.
Pretty much, you get your shit all over the fucking place. And not the fucking place it should be.

Steve was assbusting yesterday. That shit was everywhere, yo!

by MayzieAndTayzie October 24, 2010

anybuttons...

1.in any way
2.in any case
3.at any rate
4.in any matter
5.in any event

man: "how is your boyfriend?"
woman: "he's stupid. anybuttons... how is the weather?"

by [reysfsunshine] October 7, 2009

AssButt

A phrase used by a strange T.V cult.

“Hey AssButt!”

by Little Miss Winchester December 26, 2019

Assbutter

Assbutter is the fluid, non-fecal secretion discharged from the rectum and spread in circumference of the anus. Usually caused by an extensive intake of alcoholic beverages and/or spicy foods, Assbutter can in extreme cases cause a seemingly insurmountable desire to itch.

After my last three-day party binge, I have a severe case of assbutter today. The itch is driving me absolutely crazy and I feel like cleaning my asshole with a Brillo pad.

by Dr Wolfgan P Hansi March 13, 2020

assbutt

Someone who acts like an ass so much, they earn the moniker double.

He is such an asshat! He blew me off twice to go hang with that skank.

by Pacdude November 18, 2004

assbutt

1. A person who in personality is too much of an ass or too much of a butt to be simply called one or the other.
2. curious malady occuring when a man or woman is born with two anuses
3. Insult commonly used by stoners

1. Ryan Seacrest is far too much of a patronizing ass to be given just one bad name in his nickname. He is an assbutt.
2. I was fuckin this chick the other night, and it turned out she had an assbutt. I was so turned on.

by doucherfarterbonerwienerballs January 12, 2010