assery

the act of making an ass of oneself
undertaking foolishness as a matter of course

the occupy wall street people partake in sheer and utter assery

people who drink anything but Busch Heavy undertake acts of assery upon themselves

by boodism November 17, 2011

Bad Assery

Queen's Engineers

Guy 1: So where are u going for uni?
Guy 2: Queen's
Guy 1: What are you taking?
Guy 2 Bad Assery
Guy1 : Queen's Engineering is a good program, good luck!

by god be i August 9, 2010

assatry

Assatry can only be used in two situations, yet the way it's used in a sentence may be identical in both:
When a situation is so incredibly bullshit that it has transcended into an entirely different form of ass.
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When one or more persons is continuing to do something so stupid its actually impressive.

"Stop that assatry right now young man, and sit the fuck down."

by Desht ree July 19, 2016

Bad Assery

all of the factors, characteristics and exploits that lead to achieving the title of "bad ass."

Hector: "Dude, you were nominated for Spike TV's Guy of the year, how did that happen?"

Chris: "Well you know, I did a Tri, 1,000 push-ups a day, pulling in girls numbers like candy- you know just general "bad assery."

by Bird and Moose October 21, 2010

assalytics

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.

It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

by Larry C April 25, 2008

Azarias Robel Assaye

A man who pulls no hoes and gets no bitches in life. The number 1 opp in everyone’s cereal. And he still pulls no bitches

That guy over there gets no hoes he such a bozo. You can he he’s Azarias Robel Assayeing it. Pause

by Ndhdgdyejwnavsyd May 10, 2022

Assaram

One of many towns as seen in the 2nd Legend of Zelda game for the NES.

Guy: I'm going to assaram.

Other guy: Don't you mean you're going to ram an ass?

by Jei December 13, 2004