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Asspiration

The often prolonged desire of one sexual partner to give his (or her) sexual partner anal sex.
Jack had major asspirations for Jill for four months before working up the nerve to tell her. Little did Jack know, Jill and her strap-on had some asspirations of her own.
by silentbobsaidso March 17, 2015
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Ass pirate

The act of stealing and pounding booty.....damn pirates always want the booty
Roman (the ass pirate in steeb) just fucked brad's ass
by 406 December 23, 2004
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ass pirate

mainly homosexuals. One who partakes in the insertion of a phallic object in a female or males anus, mainly a penis.
Adrian is an ass pirate. He likes to do guys in the ass.
by ookiemonster April 21, 2003
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Asspiration

Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome.
"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."
by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008
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pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate

A hasty response to a request for data or information, such as project time-frames or costs, that has the appearance of being relevant and well considered while in actuality being largely baseless and pulled from thin air.

Similar to a guesstimate but lacking any forthright element, pull-it-out-of-your-asstimates are typically a response to an unreasonable request or means of quickly escaping an otherwise long, drawn-out and pointless discussion.
Even though I haven't seen any of the requirements or initial design documents the boss wouldn't stop hassling me for a scope of work. I had to give him a pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate of 4 weeks to get him off my case so I could start figuring our what it's really going to take.
by mrkrypto June 30, 2011
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ass-pirate

Derogatory term for a male who feels a sense of conquest from engaging in intercourse with other males.
Brett you ass-pirate!
by Billy Ray September 11, 2005
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ass pirate

A homo who raids others' assholes with no warning while saying "ARRRgh"
Hey dude, remember Chris, that fucking ass pirate?
by Chotedog May 4, 2005
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