Assface

A retarded insult used by your psycho girlfriend during a phone fight. Often followed by the word "Pig" and 24 hours of arguing/abusive texts/nonsense then hardcore make up sex.

Poor innocent girlfriend - I love you...
Psycho crazy girlfriend - ASSFACE! ASSFACE! ASSFACE!

by hotchinadoll August 4, 2009

assface

An insult reserved by the carton character "Crabby Cakes" on the show Clone High USA

"You've got crabs, ASSFACE!!!"

by Tion the One April 23, 2003

assface

A holy fool. One quite careless, who mocks the proud: through wit, prankery, or subtle action.

"Hey, Bobbert, check out the assface in the store window posing like a mannequin..."

by Hill Y. December 12, 2003

assface

noun: someone who's ass is on their face; someone who has asses on their face often; a fucktard.

WTF, this assface totally failed to drop the IP when he went Comm. Fucking fucktard.

by ViniRotundo March 31, 2003

assface

when your face is reminiscent to onesbooty.Used in a form of mocking or social conversation. Uncommonly used as a term of endearment.

"i'll never go out with john, hes an assface"

by Clara Jane Sione October 25, 2004

assface

When a person has the breath of a rotten donkey, they are an assface.

Weird kid in the hallway stops you and breaths in your face.
You punch him and yell “get the fuck out of the way ASSFACE!”

by Darthsquidjr October 24, 2018

assfaceness

A completly rediculous inappropriate act. Unnecesary disfunction of the mental well being. It may be similar toa assface

What kindah assfaceness is this?

by Human intellegince database June 21, 2014