A professional in the entertainment industry that specializes in Ass-clownery. The professional typically makes gags and jokes by touching, licking, or otherwise manipulating his/her anus or the anus of others'.
Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's.
Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.
Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's.
Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.
Bob: "Did you see that Assclown? He pulled out his hemorrhoids, inflated them and then twisted them into animal balloons!"
Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus."
Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."
Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus."
Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."
by Loin Slapper August 22, 2013
A person (typically male) who refuses to engage in normal romantic relationships. They are sometimes referred to as "emotionally unavailable" and tend to lie, cheat and manipulate women until the woman is whipped into a state of complete confusion and suicidal tendencies. Often times the unsuspecting female is initially lured by very romantic, passionate, hot behavior only to be met with ice once she starts to expect some of the lies the assclown has dished out.
Marge is a wreck because her assclown stood her up again after promising to take her to Europe for Valentines day.
by Janneva February 17, 2011
Someone who is an ass, but is disguised a person who is cute and funny. Their true spirit is less Ronald McDonald and more Stephen King's It.
by authenticme November 15, 2012
Did you hear about that assclown who barbecued himself on a grill while trying to create his own Jackass stunt?
by redelman43199 May 13, 2011
A person who thinks he is awesome, but everyone really only tolerates his presence to have someone to poke fun at.
"Dude, Shane Eric Cody Smith is such an assclown, did you see the way he was acting at Lizzies party?"
by Capt. Save-A-Ho April 04, 2009
Heres the REAL definition of assclown...
Someone that says a joke only he thinks is funny and no one laughs.
Someone that says a joke only he thinks is funny and no one laughs.
Neutron: How much for a beer?
Bartender: For you NO CHARGE HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neutron: ..................................... Dude ur an ASSCLOWN
Bartender: For you NO CHARGE HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neutron: ..................................... Dude ur an ASSCLOWN
by nirvvboner October 30, 2010
Noun:
1. A troll who frequents the same chat room/game room with the express intent to annoy the regulars with ilk, foul language and total disgust and rudeness. Usually said assclown will end up getting the perma-mute by everyone.
2. In general, on the society totem pole, someone who is lower than an asshole or jack ass.
1. A troll who frequents the same chat room/game room with the express intent to annoy the regulars with ilk, foul language and total disgust and rudeness. Usually said assclown will end up getting the perma-mute by everyone.
2. In general, on the society totem pole, someone who is lower than an asshole or jack ass.
Room reg: Look! Our resident assclown just came in! Everyone initialize your perma-mute button, as he's going to do nothing more than troll and flood the chat with his foul mouth and stupidity.
Oh christ, the assclown is back. Mute now to avoid feeding the troll.
Oh christ, the assclown is back. Mute now to avoid feeding the troll.
by The Saucy One November 24, 2009