asscasting

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.

My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.

by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016

asscatapult

When your taking a deuce and you launch terds out of your rectum at such a high velocity, that the water hits your butt cheeks.

So, I was pillaging my toilet yesterday and then I brought in the asscatapult to finish the job.

by Steve Viola October 30, 2008

Asscatastrophe

n: someone who is a complete mess, while at the same time is being belligerent and somewhat of a dick.

Holy shitman look at you. Your a goddamn asscatastrophe.

That fuckin asshats an asscatastrophe.

by Assclown100 March 28, 2011

Asscature

When you shart your pants and don't change them. The turd becomes an image.....

Oh man I just sharted and I don't have a change of pants I'm going to have to wear these all night when I pull my underwear off it's going to look like an asscature

by Nader1968 June 15, 2017

asscastastic

In other words; jackass; full or sarcasm

David is asscastastic, always full of sarcasm

by KingRabbit May 23, 2024

asscastastic

Sarcastic; jackass

David is asscastastic, always full of sarcasm

by KingRabbit May 23, 2024