ass mongler

one who adores and lavishes their own ass ring

Awwww piss! Ned, get your finger out your ass crack will ya, you ass mongler

by sean the ass mongler.... JK November 10, 2008

ass mongrol

1. One who lurks the shadows in search of homosexual congress.

person1: "Ass mongrol!"
person2: "You're the ass mongrol!"

by Goffery Hagaligus January 7, 2008

ferocious ass mongler

someone who ferociously tears in into an asshole and is haggard as fuck

dude that kid is a ferocious ass mongler

by j-nathan December 1, 2006

ass mongler

someone who plays with their ring

Keith Attwood is such an Ass Mongler

by Mike Hannant February 21, 2003

Ass Mongel

A combination of two words that mean two different things when used on there own but mean nothing when put together. To be honest with you I dont even think Mongel is a word.

Hey Ass Mongel, How you doen?
-Dear Ass Mongel
--Ass Mongel!!

by The Activity Mate June 28, 2009

Ass Mongering Feltchery

1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.

1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.

by Dale Williams June 13, 2004

ass mongler

Someone who is always fiddling with their brown ring

Wash your hands you ass mongler!!

by garth February 21, 2003