1) A person, a male, that is always hanging around other peoples asses; usually with the goal of having intercourse with that persons ass; ass clingy
2) A sex position where two gay guys are having anal sex doggy style, and the male on top is using his feet and hands to keep himself mounted on the other male. The ass monkey is the one portrayed as a monkey. It is common for ass monkeys to have AIDS. Sometimes the ass monkey could swing down from his mounting place and have some banana and grapes to eat.
2) A sex position where two gay guys are having anal sex doggy style, and the male on top is using his feet and hands to keep himself mounted on the other male. The ass monkey is the one portrayed as a monkey. It is common for ass monkeys to have AIDS. Sometimes the ass monkey could swing down from his mounting place and have some banana and grapes to eat.
1) Bob is such an ass monkey, he just won't stop following Sarah.
2) The man expertly performed an ass monkey
2) The man expertly performed an ass monkey
by TheGeniousRock May 11, 2016
by Queen C March 03, 2006
ahh ass monkey... (rhetorical)
by Sam Haren June 01, 2006
by daedalus October 03, 2003
A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.
by Sameer Ahmed March 10, 2008
by bread infection October 22, 2005