A big fat nigger that eats ass for money he waits till you have shit coming out and muches it all while he plays with his cock
by Super fagalicious January 19, 2017
Get the the giant ass eating niggermug. A forced, fake-looking smile you put on when you have to pretend you're enjoying something awful, like kissing your boss's ass. Counterpart to a shit eating grin, where you put on a big stupid smile, completely unaware of an uncomfortable situation you've created.
Bob told that dumbass Michael his presentation was great. You could see the ass eating grin plastered on his face.
by kickflipthecat July 27, 2010
Get the Ass eating grinmug. The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.
Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation
by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021
Get the The Law of Ass Eating Conservationmug. by GayRetardIan June 25, 2016
Get the eat assmug. by John Robert Smith May 12, 2018
Get the eat assmug. To lick or tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person (and, perhaps, yourself)
Dick's favorite part of foreplay with Jane was to eat ass.
To eat ass requires the usage of a dental dam to prevent contracting an STD.
To eat ass requires the usage of a dental dam to prevent contracting an STD.
by V. Cummings July 30, 2006
Get the eat assmug. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Alondra on Tuesdays
by Louiegluey May 19, 2014
Get the Eating Assmug.