This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.
by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008
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outside the old factory, you can still see the ass dragon's tracks, usually filled with rainwater and colored dyes, and sometimes, after a rainstorm, one can catch the scent of sulfurous compounds emanating from the center of the tracks.
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by LOL RICE September 21, 2005
Get the ass dragging mug.One who - following the consumption of REALLY hot wings - develops a ring of fire where their anus used to be.
by xjurassicaparks December 4, 2015
Get the Ass Dragon mug.A lazy person who thinks they're going to get ahead by doing the least amount of work possible. What these people don't know is that they end up at the back of the pack. Typically traits include complaining, whining, blaming, finger pointing, being unorganized, low motivation, dog fucking. Overall they have poor contribution to the world and themselves.
Cure = stepping up.
Antonyms: Firebreather, Champion, Badass
Note: They may just have anal sac problems.
Cure = stepping up.
Antonyms: Firebreather, Champion, Badass
Note: They may just have anal sac problems.
This ass dragger keeps pissing me off! They complain about too much work yet they don't get anything done! I wonder if they believe you get more then this one life?
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Dude 1: "Do you think Macky will actually drift this corner with his Type R?"
Dude 2: "He'll wrap it around a tree, cause that Honda is still an "Ass Dragger..."
Dude 1: "I told him to get a s15..."
Dude 2: "He'll wrap it around a tree, cause that Honda is still an "Ass Dragger..."
Dude 1: "I told him to get a s15..."
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