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Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon

This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.

This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.
by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008
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ass dragon

a semi-mythical creature, often seen in industrialized areas of the world. in common with other dragons, the ass dragon is a winged creature, but due to its extra-large posterior, it is incapable of flight (sometimes it is incapable of walking up stairs.) anywhere it walks it leaves a set of deep, broad, round furrows caused by its buttocks cheeks scraping the ground due to exhaustion after a long day's work. as well as belching fire from its snout, the ass dragon often releases noxious fumes from deep within its rear end.
outside the old factory, you can still see the ass dragon's tracks, usually filled with rainwater and colored dyes, and sometimes, after a rainstorm, one can catch the scent of sulfurous compounds emanating from the center of the tracks.
by earpuller November 6, 2007
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ass dragging

Also known as power sliding. It is the front wheel drive version of drifting.
He's ass dragging his car on the road.
by LOL RICE September 21, 2005
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Ass Dragon

One who - following the consumption of REALLY hot wings - develops a ring of fire where their anus used to be.
I don't think Mariana will be able to make it, after last night she's become a complete ass dragon!
by xjurassicaparks December 4, 2015
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ass dragger

A lazy person who thinks they're going to get ahead by doing the least amount of work possible. What these people don't know is that they end up at the back of the pack. Typically traits include complaining, whining, blaming, finger pointing, being unorganized, low motivation, dog fucking. Overall they have poor contribution to the world and themselves.

Cure = stepping up.

Antonyms: Firebreather, Champion, Badass

Note: They may just have anal sac problems.
This ass dragger keeps pissing me off! They complain about too much work yet they don't get anything done! I wonder if they believe you get more then this one life?
by LeaflessRob March 12, 2016
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ass dragger

Any FWD car, typically driven by young drivers. Derogatorily called "Ass Draggers" mainly because zero power goes to the rear wheels, and most "Ass Draggers" dont have much power to start with. Common vehicles include: Acura RSX, Honda Civics, Dodge Neon, Volkswagen Golf, Acura Integra.
Dude 1: "Do you think Macky will actually drift this corner with his Type R?"
Dude 2: "He'll wrap it around a tree, cause that Honda is still an "Ass Dragger..."
Dude 1: "I told him to get a s15..."
by THEWASHINGTONGREATBEAST January 20, 2016
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Ass Dragon

Keister some lighter fluid, and when you fart you hold a lighter by your ass.
by flamin noodle soup69 May 20, 2022
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